"What was that? A clean, put together, functional wall?" said Water Pipe. "Unheard of! I'll get right on that."
"squeak, clunk, fpt, shhhhhh, spraaaaay," continued Pipe.
"Bubble, bubble. Drip. Pop! Bigger bubble. Oooooze." said Wall gradually.
"Soak, soak, soak," said Wall's buddy, Backpack.
"Ahhhhh. agreed," relaxed Books and Planner.
"Oh boy!" exclaimed Carpet. "Oozy water down wall! I shall spread and disperse."
"Squishy-squish," was Feet's reply to Carpet.
"Poke," said Finger.
"Gurrgle," replied Water Bubble, who recently moved in with Wall.
"False!" called out Tools. "I will not condone such collaboration! I shant let you continue. I shall put a stop to this madness immediately!"
"Get cozy or move out," demanded Furniture to start with.
"rrrrrrip" said Carpet.
"WHOOOOOOOSH" was Fan's reply.
"Slice. Cut. Cut. Cut." Saw said to Wall.
"Eeee-er. ee-er. Fix, fix. Tighten." Wrench said to Pipe.
"WHOOOOOOOOSH" said Fan The Second to Wall's innards.
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH" screamed Fan and Fan the Second all day and all night and all day and all night.
"Scrape. Wipe. Patch." Plastor told Wall.
"Yaaaaaay!" partied Dust Bunnies.
"Stretch. Push. Squish." settled in Carpet.
"Left! Left! Left, right, left!" marched in Furniture.
"I'm watching you." Scolded Wall Paint.
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2 comments:
I am surprised there was no "Ahhhhhhargh!" excalmation from Intruder upon poking the wall.
this is probably my favorite post EVER.
Way to keep yourself together. Surprised you didn't end up like a raisin, all soggy yourself. Way to keep it together!
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